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Volume II of my book Weird, Bizarre
and Unusual [Kindle Edition], is available on
Amazon.com.
Below are excerpts from Volume II. |
QUESTIONS TOO GOOD TO ANSWER
In Marilyn vos Savant's column 'Ask Marilyn', in a July 2007 Sunday's Parade magazine, she provided a list of questions by readers which
were too much fun in themselves to be answered. Examples: (1) "I notice you have the same first name as Marilyn Monroe. Are you two related?"
(2) "Do you think daylight-savings time could be contributing to Global warming? The longer we have sunlight, the more it heats the atmosphere."
(3) "Who gets to peel all those popcorn shrimp?" (4) "Can a ventriloquist converse with his dentist while his teeth are being worked on?"
AND ENOUGH LOBBYISTS TO BANKRUPT THE U.S.A.
The U.S. Constitution, Article I, Section 2, Paragraph 3 states: The number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty thousand,
but each state shall have at lease one Representative. In 1911, Public Law 62-5 was passed limiting the number of members to 433, determined by decennial
apportionment, with a provision to add one permanent seat each for Arizona and New Mexico when they were admitted as states. Had this limit not been set,
by the year 2000, with a population of 281,421,906, there would've been 9,381 members in the House of Representatives!
THIS LADY PAINTED HER FUTURE WITH $5 CASH
Teri Horton, a 70-year-old retired lady trucker, found an abstract painting at a San Bernardino thrift shop, with an asking price of $8.
Even though she disliked the painting, her offer of $5 was accepted, so Horton took the painting home, as a gift to a friend. Once home, another friend suggested
she have the painting appraised by an art critic, who found it was an original Jackson Pollock painting, worth millions. (Last heard, this lucky woman had turned
down an offer from a Saudi Arabian of $9 million, saying her "asking price" was at least $50 million.)
LET'S FACE IT, SOME WOMEN CAN BE MIGHTY COLD
On his 36th birthday, February 23, 1669, Samuel Pepys (1633-1703) had a rendezvous inside Westminster Abby, where he kissed the lips of
Katherine of Valois. Later, in his diary, Pepys described his encounter with this Queen consort of King Henry V of England, using passionate phrases such as,
"I did kiss her mouth," "I did kiss a queene." "I had the upper part of her body in my hands." But, sadly, their relationship was doomed from the start. While
it is never polite to ask a woman her age, Katherine received the lusty lips of Pepys exactly twenty days, one month, plus two-hundred and thirty-two years
after her death, in 1437.
Andrew J. Hewett
Copyright ©2006-2011 Andrew J. Hewett. All rights reserved.
This material may not be published, broadcast, or redistributed without the consent of the author.